Devizes to Westminster 24hr kayak challenge (22 hr 40 min)
Where do you start something like this? Almost 23 hours of paddling through the English countryside with 70 lock gates thrown in for fun. What kind of person pays hard earned money to take part in such a sadistic event? However despite how I felt during the race and the days after, when I couldn’t lift my hands above my head, it is amazing how quickly you forget the pain. Instead one begins to look back with fondness on paddling down the Thames at 3 o’clock in the morning, rejoicing that you only have another 5 hours left before the end.
The Devizes to Westminster Canoe marathon or DW for short is a non-stop 125 mile race down from Devizes to Westminster. It is made even more difficult because there is over 70 Lock gates that you must portage during the race, this involves getting out of your boat lifting it up and running around the lock before putting it back in again. The route incorporates 50 miles along the Kenneth and Avon canal from Devizes to Reading, whereupon it joins the river Thames for the next 75 mile into the houses of Parliament in Westminster. 150 teams set of this year with me (Shane Young) and Kevin O’Callaghan sitting among the competitors. After 3 months of 5 day a week training the start line felt like blessed relief. How wrong we were! DW is essentially a 3 part race, 1. Down the Kenneth and Avon canal until Reading with about 50 locks thrown in for good measure. 2. Down the Thames until a place called Teddington where you must time your run to meet the tide. 3. From Teddington to the finish line hopefully aided and abetted by the tide. Get your predicted time to reach Teddington wrong and you will have to wait for the next tide which is soul destroying.
Due to the nature of this race it requires each team to have a support crew who meet you every 45 minutes along the river where they stuff food into your mouth and give you more water. It is essential part of the race as you can’t bring all your food with you and you use a huge amount of energy paddling non-stop down the river. Our food of choice was boiled potatoes, chicken sandwiches, homemade brack, homemade biscuits and a variety of fruit with some sweets thrown in as treats and all cut into nice mouth sized lumps. Without your support crew you have little chance of crossing the finish line so ours deserve a huge thank you, despite us being a bit grumpy at certain stages.
Kevin and I had been training for this race since the start of January and so we felt reasonably confident and we estimated a relatively fast time of 21 hours which would put us in the top 20. Having done all our training on the Grand Canal in Ireland we were looking forward to a change of scenery. The first stretch of the river is called the ‘’pound’’ with good reason as there is no canals for the first 2 hours giving you a pretty brutal start to the race. It is with relief that you see the first lock gate and get out of the boat to stretch the legs with a bit of a run, some teams don’t look forward to the locks as most paddlers don’t like to run but myself and Kevin actually enjoyed these breaks and made up a lot of ground on these runs. The canal section actually seemed to fly by as the many locks made sure there was always a bit of variety and before we knew it we were paddling through the middle of Reading.
After Reading and as you join the Thames you must do a compulsory portage at Dreadnought reach where we got some hot soup and we are checked over by the marshals to see if we are still functioning. So with a change of clothes and some hot food we set of reinvigorated as the night descended whereupon we promptly almost went over the edge of a weir rather than through the lock. Disaster averted we settled in for a long night as the locks are about 45 minutes apart and each section we spent dreaming about the food we would receive from our support crew at the next stop. It is in the night section that we are passed out by the eventual winners who breeze past us at around 1 o’clock coming past Henley.
As the night wore on and we got tired our speed started to drop and we began to worry about making the tidal window at Teddington. We had to force our tired bodies to go a bit faster as we needed to maintain a 6mph average speed to make it. It was at this stage, we discovered after, that both of us entertained ideas of quitting and going home, however as neither of us could articulate this to the other we never discussed it and thus we averted disaster. The next milestone was arriving at Teddington at 6.30 half an hour late but still in time to catch the tide, we had a slight spray deck malfunction which cost us 15 minutes however we were near the end and so tempers didn’t fray too much. Paddling down through London ended up almost breaking us, as we had only ever thought about getting to Teddington, and had neglected to think about the 17 miles after. We both agreed after that this section was the most soul destroying as we knew we were close but our bodies were breaking down and I was almost asleep in the back as the long day took its toll. Finally after 22hrs and 40 mins we arrived wrecked and a little bit disappointed as we had taken longer than planned and had only come in 22nd out of 87 finishers. We had not achieved our stated time and it didn’t sit well, but it was down to our rookie mistakes which had cost us lots of time when added together. Almost an hour was wasted with wrong turns, taking too long at portages and toilet breaks all added up to stop us hitting our target.
If you complete this you have the pleasure of a fried breakfast and a medal around your neck accompanied by blisters in places there shouldn’t be and an ability to hurt yourself with the smallest effort. Despite all my aches and pains and mental anguish as I paddled down the river I will look back fondly on the trip. In today’s society where we use machines and computers to help us perform almost every available job there is something nice about being able to use your body as it was intended, to strain yourself to achieve something that is so far outside your everyday routine and in doing so learn how hard you can push yourself.
‘’We lose much by fearing to attempt’’